Yeah cos this looks much better. A lovely shade of shit. {

Yeah cos this looks much better. A lovely shade of shit.

Train boners are so awkward.

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Fuark. Left umbrella at home.

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imnothavinit:

Link to the NYT article on the autopsy

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How are these things so ridiculously cute?

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.
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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

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impalallama:

so my sister ordered a pikachu onesie and it’s fucking huge and my dad said he could probably wear it it’s so big and

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